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Exposing the seamy underside of Dallas nightlife

The following political advertisement has been paid for by the Planet Dallas chapter of Citizens with Occasional Knowledge and Education, or C.O.K.E.

It痴 a Pain, All Right

Welcome to a special Campaign 2000 edition of Flash.  With the presidential election fast approaching, I ventured out on Planet Dallas to find out what people think about the candidates.  In order to make this as scientific as possible, I tried to find a typical guy and a typical chiquita.

 The first person I talked to was a 28 year old male from Addison I ran into on Lower Greenville.

 Hello sir.  What痴 your name?

 Jason.

 And what do you do?

 I知 a telemarketer but I tell the chicks I知 in sales.

 Of course.  What do you think of Bush? 

 I love it.  In fact, when I知 done here I知 heading over to Zubar to try to find me some.

 No, I知 talking about Bush and Gore.

 Oh, I like sex and violence in movies.  Way better than those chick flicks.

 No, George Bush and Al Gore.

Oh, the guy who has trouble speaking and the guy who has trouble speaking the truth.

 Right.  What do you think about the allegations that Gore is stiff?

 It must be Viagra.  I mean, have you seen his wife?

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The second person I talked to was a 20 something female I talked to while she worked.

Hi, what痴 your name?

Brandi.  With an I.

Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?

Are you gonna get a dance?

Sure, I guess.

Then okay.

Are you a Republican or a Democrat?

Actually, I知 a Sagittarius.

No, I mean what party are you?

Party?  Where?  Will there be coke?

Never mind.  Do you like Bush? 

Hey, that was just an experiment.  I was really drunk, she was my best friend and besides, my boyfriend wanted me to.

P.S.

The opinions expressed here have a margin of error of 4.5% and do not necessarily reflect the views of Us Exposed.

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